Despite the name, there are no pickles in this tasty snack/meal. The pickle simply refers to the shape. Some people may have heard the less pg-13 suggested name for this item (substitute penis for pickle). Regardless of which lexiCON is used it’s a fast and easy way to prepare a meal in your dorm before the weekend movie!

Ingredients:

Mayonnaise (real) one packet

Mustard one packet

Flour Tortillas

Mozzarella (block to cut into strips)

Summer Sausage (roll to cut into pieces)

Bowl, knife, microwave OR sterile iron (yep, the kind you iron your clothes with!)

Instructions:

1.Combine the mustard and mayo together in a bowl

2. Spread the mustard/mayo mixture across a flour tortilla

3.Cut up the mozzarella into thin strips and place them across the tortilla

4.Cut up the summer sausage into small pieces and place across the tortilla

5.Roll the tortilla

6. Place your wrap in the microwave for 20-30 seconds, depending upon the age of your microwave OR Place your wrap on a smooth sterile surface and put a heated iron (set to medium or high) on top of the wrap. When you see the cheese melting the wrap is ready to eat!