Thankfully laundry services are provided to you so no need to fret over having to wash and fold.

It might be good to brush up on your high school Spanish before you make the journey to Club Fed as most of the laundry services are run by Spanish speaking club members.  If you become an amigo you can have your laundry washed and ironed to your specifications so that it is delivered to you still smelling of Bounce.

If you don’t find that your Khaki formals fit to your specifications you can also have your new friend tailor your clothes.  The shirts and pants are notoriously loose fitting so if you want to highlight your newly toned body you can taper your shirts or pants.

All of these services come at a cost, so be sure your FedMart funds are sufficient to support these monthly expenses.

Your new BFF will also supply you with extra sheets, towels and blankets if you so desire.  This comes in handy in the colder months.

As with your former tony Members Only club back home there are cliques at Club Fed.  It is important to be friendly with everyone, even if you don’t socialize with them while on sabbatical, as they can be very helpful to you.  For instance, when a new batch of clothing arrives you can easily exchange items or if you are friendly with someone in the Dining Room you can get fresh fruit delivered to your room daily.