Concerned about split ends?  No worries.  Club Fed has a complete salon available to you, at no charge!

If you don’t mind other WCCs practicing their newfound hair styling skills on you, you can get regular haircuts, hair color, perms, blow outs, whatever you so desire.

If you prefer to have additional services, or don’t want to be a test dummy for someone getting their salon degree, find a WCC that managed a salon, or owned a chain of salons, that would gladly cut your hair (scissors are available for purchase in FedMart as are razors, shaving cream, hair removal cream, etc.).

You will also have no problem finding people to provide manicures, pedicures and threading in exchange for a FedMart item.  No need to look disheveled while on leave, especially if you are going to be utilizing Skype.  Try to recreate a low budget version of Canyon Ranch.

In an attempt to recreate a spa environment, try rubbing some lavender oil on your temples at night and slather up your body with coconut oil.   This treatment partnered with the fact that you are getting eight plus hours of sleep a night will take years off of you (which will make up for the years you aged during legal proceedings before you arrived at Camp).