Yes, you can be wed at Club Fed! No, Vera Wang has not signed a contract with Club Fed to design wedding gowns, nor has Monique Lhuillier lent her considerable talents to Uncle Sam. Women (and men) get hitched at Club Fed on a regular basis. The resident Chaplain may perform the ceremony or, given your religious affiliation, an appropriate religious... Read More
Diehard WCCs are accustomed to stellar medical care from top rated physicians for treating everything from tennis elbow (the price one pays for a USTA rating of 5) to ghastly sun spots (from too many pre SPF days at Siasconset Beach). You will be taking a break from your diamond dust facials, laser treatments and teeth whitening appointments while at... Read More
Before embarking on your journey to Club Fed, you may be pleasantly surprised to find the following similarities to Club Med…… Everyone arrives Single You are located in a secluded/compound-like area Food is all inclusive, as are activities Everyone is on vacation from work/family No cash is needed/accepted Dress code is casual and comfy Most are shy at first then, eventually, leap into the joint activities You... Read More
Club Fed bears a striking resemblance to your Nana’s retirement home in Boca….. Attire consists of: Elastic waist pants (maybe not en vogue but certainly comfy!) Comfortable/rubber soled shoes (more Wheezy than Yeezy) Blended fabrics for easy wash/wear (did I mention water/fluid repellent?) Dining options: Weekly meal schedule (if it’s Wednesday it must be burger day!)..changed semi-annually Dinner at 5pm daily (gives you plenty of time... Read More
How does your Millennial approved office environment compare to Club Fed? The similarities are endless…. -Hot Water dispensers are available 24/7 to quench your thirst for hot beverages throughout the day -Microwave ovens are available 24/7 to heat your morning gluten free breakfast, afternoon low calorie soup or evening organic snack -Complimentary dining venue within easy walking distance from work space -On site gym... Read More
If your staycay happens to coincide with a Holiday be prepared for The Scarlet Follies. Whether it’s a Crimson Christmas or a Penal Passover, Club Fed and it’s members know how to celebrate. Planning a stay in December? Suffice it to say that Santa knows his way around Club Fed. Fed Mart prepares months in advance by stocking the shelves with... Read More
The stockings are hung by the beds with care While the smell of Fluff permeates the air The peppermint cocoa is brewing As the chocolate molten cake is cooling The sounds of Christmas Carolling reverberates all around As Holiday cards abound Sound like home? Well, Club Fed can be a very festive place during the holidays. Nothing compares to Nana’s cooking or Aunt Edwina’s special egg... Read More
You wouldn’t think Club Fed was a place of great humor, but Second City should be spending more time with Uncle Sam to harvest the wealth of material available. In your midst are an array of Crimson Characters that are full of Scarlet Sarcasm. These Funny Felons may not even be aware of the mirth they create. While absorbing and translating... Read More
For WCC’s you can’t recall a time when you didn’t have a nickname. Since birth your elder sibling has been known as Tripp, for the triple sticks after his name. You don’t know your Aunt by any other name than Bitsy and your pets even were known by names other than their given name. Club Fed is much the same,... Read More
Let’s be clear, while Club Fed is an unplanned life sabbatical, and focused WCCs will attempt to make the most of their sojourn, that’s not to say there will not be bouts of Scarlet Fever (SF). Symptoms include longing for a hug from a loved one, FOMO on a child’s special moment or not hearing your name called at Mail... Read More