Anticipation runs high prior to weekly shopping sprees while ensconced at Club Fed. Will Fed Mart have replenished the perennially popular pop tarts? What new gooey chocolate items will be on display for purchase? Did new make up palettes arrive? Have special order shoes been delivered? What about that waist trimming belt you have had your eye on? While your Saks,... Read More
Forget that Soul Cycle spin class you had to rush to after work to secure a seat for an hour of sweat and tears. You will have your choice of classes (Pilates anyone?) at all times of the day and night. You can store your squash and tennis racquets as you will be trading them in for classes run by... Read More
Besides the myriad of athletic activities available to you at Camp you will find ample opportunities to engage other skill sets. Should your stay be longer than a year you will be able to volunteer to train service dogs. Yes, Fido will live with you and you will be responsible for feeding, walking and training him/her until they are ready... Read More
Thoughts of a glue gun send a tremor down your spine??? Have you bedazzled anything in your wardrobe? Are you the first in line at a Michaels sale? Do you have a vast array of wrapping paper in a multitude of hues to match the occasion (e.g.Kelly green for St Patrick’s Day, etc.)? If you answered YES to any of the above questions... Read More
Education is an oxymoron at Club Fed. The out dated facilities and materials make University of Phoenix look like Harvard. Most WCCs have the advantage of a higher education but that doesn’t mean your fellow Campers are operating at the same intellectual level. Those that do not have a GED will be required to enroll and attend classes while they are... Read More
Thankfully laundry services are provided to you so no need to fret over having to wash and fold. It might be good to brush up on your high school Spanish before you make the journey to Club Fed as most of the laundry services are run by Spanish speaking club members. If you become an amigo you can have your... Read More
Concerned about split ends? No worries. Club Fed has a complete salon available to you, at no charge! If you don’t mind other WCCs practicing their newfound hair styling skills on you, you can get regular haircuts, hair color, perms, blow outs, whatever you so desire. If you prefer to have additional services, or don’t want to be a test dummy... Read More
Now is the time to experiment while at your secluded retreat! Ever wanted to know what you’d look like with a new hair color/style? In addition to the Clairol kits sold in FedMart, you can also purchase colored pencils and/or crayons which you can crush in a cup and add hot water to add a streak of pink, purple, etc.... Read More
Prior to Camp a WCC might equate cinnamon with their favorite breakfast treat or weekend danish. Well, while at Club Fed, you look at spices in an entirely new way. Cinnamon becomes a favorite shade of eyeshadow, coffee grinds replace eyebrow pencils and Nutella becomes a face mask. Thinking outside of the quad leads to creative fakeup. Magazine samples are... Read More
If you weren’t overly religious before going to Club Fed, you will now have time to explore an array of religions. Yes, in a an effort to be politically correct, Uncle Sam is providing you with every possible worship choice. From Wiccan to Judaism. There are even smoke lodge ceremonies if that floats your boat. WCCs come from a fairly conservative... Read More