Club Fed bears a striking resemblance to your Nana’s retirement home in Boca…..

Attire consists of:

Elastic waist pants (maybe not en vogue but certainly comfy!)

Comfortable/rubber soled shoes (more Wheezy than Yeezy)

Blended fabrics for easy wash/wear (did I mention water/fluid repellent?)

Dining options:

Weekly meal schedule (if it’s Wednesday it must be burger day!)..changed semi-annually

Dinner at 5pm daily (gives you plenty of time to digest before 10pm lights out)

Special meals for holidays (New Year’s, Fourth of July, etc.)

Lodging:

Antiseptic smell

Sheets cleaned weekly

Easy wash floors/walls

Activities include:

Board & Card Games (Canasta anyone?)

Group exercise classes (Step, Yoga, Pilates)

TV Room with Free Cable

Music/Choir groups (most participants are tone deaf…or deaf in Nana’s case)

All types of religious services provided (see related post “Are you there God it’s me WCC?”)

Medical attention:

Daily medical/pill line

Nurses on call 24/7

Dentist on site (see related post “McDreary”)

Transportation is provided between lodging and dining room (if needed/handicap)

Other commonalities:

People bicker over TV channel choices

Residents complain about minor things

No cash/tipping allowed